Monday, July 27, 2009

Yes, of course we have an open social media policy

We embrace openness and customer engagement using the latest social media tools such as twitter, facebook and blogs*

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Tom Fishburne perfectly captures the reality of how many big companies really work. This may be painfully funny, but sadly I don't think it's all fiction...

2 comments:

spkv9xz9 said...

I am Amane Matsumoto. I am from Japan.
I am makie-shi (Japanese lacquer artist) and shoka(Japanese calligrapher).
I have spent my life working on traditional Japanese lacquer(urushi).
I am the Kyoto style artist and I have samurai soul.
I can make samurai maetate of Japanese helmets ,inro ,saya of Japanese sword ,gold Japanese lacquer boxes and so on.I have the highest skill in Japan.

Japanese lacquer art is made with gold ,silver ,platinum and so on.
The subjects I pick are very often nature.

I admire Mr.Lawrence Joseph Ellison in every way.
I am very happy that he research and learn
about Japanese culture and arts like Zen.I think he is a true samurai.

I'd like to ask him to become my patron.
He must have been extra busy , but if he would not mind helping me get through this tough competition, that would be tremendously appreciated.
I sent my work(sho) and the photograph of my work(urushi)to Oracle head office. But I hardly ever get back his reply.
It may be that he doesn't get my photos and works.

Could you help me?
I'm at a loss. But I can not want to give up.
I would like to contact him.
I would like to go to America to meet him.
I'd like to ask him to become my patron.
I wish I could contact him somehow or other.
Could you help me? My Email Address is spkv9xz9@yahoo.co.jp .

Thank you so much for your kind reply.

Paul said...

Amane-san, you must already know that Mr Lawrence Ellison is probably too busy to read your spam messages to my blog.

I know he is famous for his pursuit of zen. But when I look at the latest 11g product launches, I wonder.

I pray to support your quest for enlightenment. But if Larry does actually read this ... please, forget this numchuck and give $1m seed funding for my next great idea, ne?